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There was once a man from {{{A|Nantucket}}}

:Whose {{{B|dick}}} was so long he could {{{C|suck}}} it.

::While wiping his {{{D|chin}}},

::He said with a {{{E|grin}}},

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:"If my ear were a {{{F|cunt}}}, I could {{{G|fuck}}} it."

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